ONCE during a wink of the
eyelids a magical spectacle occurred at the tip-top of Fuzzy Fuzz Hill. A
Prunus Persica or more commonly known now as the peach tree was miraculously
planted. In an instant the Persica began and completed its flowering stage
only to produce one clingstone fruit. Before one could utter "fuzzy peach,
fuzzy peach, fuzzy peach" the clingstone fell from one of the many branches
and commenced in a rolling motion down Fuzzy Fuzz Hill (FFH). This perpetual
gyration lasted for donkey's years (an aeon) because FFH is quite massive
and has a semi-steep incline. Even though this onslaught of tumbling caused
the peach to develop numerous bruises on its soft skin, the peaches' nutlet
was still intact and supportive.
Along came a young princess moseying down Wiggle Waggle Way who
spotted the bruised fruit at the base of FFH. She had become dehydrated
along her stroll and wished to quench her thirst with the tantalizing taste
of nectar. Whilst grabbing for the drupe the princess' fingers suppressed
into the skin and juicy juice jaunted down her wrist. She cried, "It's
squishy!!!" and started to taste the liquid now lying on her lips.
The origin of this delightful drupe was unbeknownst to the empress,
but with an astute use of context clues she concluded the peach plummeted
down Fuzzy Fuzz Hill from the tip-top, more than likely from the only plant
at its zenith. The sovereign young lady decided to tramp back to the
Undulating Universe and see Silly the Screwball Scientist to discover the
meaning of her titillating tongue. With a brash dash she cut through the
Formidable Fusty Forest hoping to arrive at the Undulating Universe as soon
as possible. Within a baker's dozen of tiny footsteps the princess
encountered Oval the Omnivorous Ogre, which triggered a quiver in her
knickers.
Oval was aroused in part by the beauty before him and simultaneously
by the fragrance tickling his naris. Overwhelmed, the ogre leapt towards the
fair maiden, causing her to collapse on the thicket behind her buttocks. In
mid air, with her thoughts racing, reflexes kicked in and she grabbed the
peach extending it in the direction of the omnivor. At the precise moment of
impact the peach squished out some tantalizing nectar upon Oval's orifice.
To be continued.........................................................................................................................
